Bargirls

Posted by: Kendall Meade (9 February, 2008)

Bargirls are like toasters: easy to turn on and not a good thing to stick your dick into.

Comment by Ralph van den Berg

Posted on 12 February, 2008

If you give 'em cash, they'll burn straight through that aswell...

Comment by Kendall Meade

Posted on 27 February, 2008

also, they pop up all the time. \n and easy to replace. \n and it's not a good idea to take a bath with one. \n and they both burn you. \n and neither one of them can make a good waffle.

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