1. Some people, regardless of what they say, will never sound smart.
2. You'll always find it in the last place that you look.
3. Life is the best thing that will ever happen to you.
4. There is a certain uncertainty about what is certain and uncertain.
5. Vegetarians are missing out!
6. You start dying as soon as you're born.
7. This is the truth in my opinion.
8. Butterflies don't cause hurricanes.
9. A small amount of people come up with a great idea. A small amount of these great ideas are unique. A small amount of these great, unique ideas are actually useful or meaningful.
10. When you hit somebody, it's only fair that you expect to get hit back.


See also: The Truth of the World (11-20)