Today's Bogus News: The Headlines
Posted by: Ralph van den Berg (3 December, 2007)
The number of members of the "I hate Ben Stiller" club has significantly increased after the release of Stiller's new movie: "I hate your club!"
The ever increasing Self-Wet-Willying amongst teenagers is the cause of serious side affects. Doctors say that licking your finger and putting it in your ear is strongly tied to moronity.
Woman sues Disney for $5 million after realizing the castle was fake and not a cultural landmark.
Some more people got car-bombed in the Middle-East. Islamic extremists under investigation.
29 children missing during a tour of Michael Jackson's estate. Mr. Jackson says he will do all he can to find these young boys.
Weather: Hot in some places, cold in others. Global Warming phenomenon dismissed by American scientists.
The ever increasing Self-Wet-Willying amongst teenagers is the cause of serious side affects. Doctors say that licking your finger and putting it in your ear is strongly tied to moronity.
Woman sues Disney for $5 million after realizing the castle was fake and not a cultural landmark.
Some more people got car-bombed in the Middle-East. Islamic extremists under investigation.
29 children missing during a tour of Michael Jackson's estate. Mr. Jackson says he will do all he can to find these young boys.
Weather: Hot in some places, cold in others. Global Warming phenomenon dismissed by American scientists.
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